Wow December again already! Can you believe it?
I walked down our street today and three of my neighbors already have their yards all decked out for the season.
I sighed as I realized how quickly time flies. By this time next year, Lord willing, I will have one son who is driving! And if that’s not enough to make a mother melancholy, I don’t know what is.
But I also sighed because it is time, once again, to pull the decorations out of the garage. And really, ya’ll, I’m just not thatgal. You know the one I mean. Oh, don’t get me wrong. I put out decorations, rearrange all the furniture to fit the tree in and do my part to support the Christmas decorations economy, but the whole time I’m putting out the decorations, I’m grumpily thinking about the fact that I’m going to have to put them all away in just a couple weeks.
I went to a writer’s group meeting the other day and we got to talking about Christmas tree stories. Do any of you have one of those Christmas memories that is really more horror-story than Christmas story? I do.
Just before Christmas 2001 I had a rare Martha Stewarty attack. (Just for a couple of hours when I lost my head and decided we should go cut our own tree instead of buying one from the tree sellers. Don’t worry, I’m back and it WON’T happen again!) The kids thought this sounded like fun, so Marty reluctantly joined us and we piled into the truck to head for the woods.
At the time we lived in Pierce, Idaho - a town of about 600 people in the middle of nowhere - so we didn’t have far to go. We drove up the divide between Pierce and Weippe and headed down a rutted logging road. After several minutes we pulled over and everyone climbed out. Marty grabbed the saw and we headed off to find the perfect tree.
The boys were ready to cut down the first tree we came to, but I wasn’t satisfied. If I found one that I thought was fine, Marty said it was too tall. If he liked the height of one, it would have a big hole in one side. By this time we were getting a little tired and grumpy. We found a tree that looked okay, but it was just ‘okay’ so we decided to look for just a few more minutes.
There was a game trail next to the road and we headed up the narrow path with our youngest son, then three and a half, bringing up the rear just behind me. He started to whine and I turned around to see what was going on. His foot was caught in a snare! (Not a trap, just a snare, but it took us a few minutes to get him free of it, since he’d pulled it pretty tight and was scared and kept pulling his foot trying to get it out, which only tightened it more.)
Marty and I looked at each other. Decision made. The ‘okay’ tree would have to do.
The boys were ecstatic that we’d finally made a decision and barreled down the trail in front of us headed back towards the truck and the ‘okay’ tree. The game trail had made a steady climb up the hillside, but the road was still plainly visible below us. Suddenly my oldest son tripped, lost his footing and disappeared in a head over heels roll down the embankment of the game trail. He tumbled several feet and ended up on his back in the middle of the logging road. By the time I had run the few feet ahead to where I could see down the embankment to him, he was blinking up at the sky with a look of ‘how did I get here?’ on his face.
Back at home, we set up the tree (with the worst part of it pointed towards the wall) and started hanging decorations on it. As I was hanging one, a spider scuttled across the back of my hand! I gasped and shook it off to meet its doom under the toe of my shoe. But a few seconds later ANOTHER spider scurried across my hand. I headed for the Raid. After placing a sheet under the tree we sprayed it down with Raid (and I mean sprayed!) and headed for bed.
I was not prepared for the sight that met my eyes the next morning. The sheet was COVERED with little spider carcasses! EWWWW! We took the tree outside and shook it until it almost didn’t have any needles left on it. But by that time, we had put so much work into this stupid ‘okay’ tree that there was no way we were not going to use it.
Yes. The Christmas of the spiders. We still laugh and talk about that adventure. But we’ve never done it again. Can you blame us?
Twas the night before Christmas,
and while we sipped cider,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a spider…
Merry Christmas, Everyone!